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buena78
norway
Created On: 11/08/2009 16:35:31
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knok knok knok! I have not heard from you since then,I hope you are 100% ok,keep in tuned.keep smiling coz the world smile w you.Lord protect us---***
buena78
norway
Created On: 10/23/2009 15:48:07
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knok!knok!knok!hello there,here again,again,& again,keep smiling % the world smile w you,our Lord protect us,keep in tune---'''
stoneboy20
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yung nagmember ng 10/17 si snowalker yon...
stoneboy20
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nkta m b ung ngssbi ng isawsaw sa tae ng pusa? si snowalker ang laging bumabanggit don...inaaway na nya ako dahil pinabisto ko daw sya sa iyo...magkakampi na sila ni pokenkoy... si pokenkoy yung bagong gawa na 10/13 member since
dito sa tabi ng japan,sa korea
Created On: 10/16/2009 08:34:36
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hi cute din! comment ka uli boring eh.
cracra 0432
land of bitter
Created On: 10/15/2009 11:58:06
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sister bat naging ibon kana? mababa ba o mataas lipad nyan?
cracra 0432
hello
Created On: 10/14/2009 23:19:22
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hi sister ako ang nawawala mng kapatid........
buena78
norway
Created On: 10/13/2009 21:49:08
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ano pa ba ang magagawa ko kundi mag-smile bagamat ang kalahati ng aking puao ay nagluloksa sa ating kababayan.lalo lamang tayong napapamahal sa ating bansa bagamat nasa kabilang ibayo ng mundo.tks a lot,keep smiling & stay tune!!!
baklitas_bektas
Created On: 10/12/2009 22:59:53
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Kaka-tawa ang tandem n'yo ni stoneboy ha... laging supalpal ang ina-abot ng mga kawawang posters...ha-ha-ha!!! ndi ako c okray_queen yun isang friend ko s'ya! Ingat po lage & God Bless!
Created On: 10/08/2009 17:53:23 Why I choose to live in the Philippines
When I travel, people often ask me why I live in the Philippines ?
Well here it is...
It is the only place on earth where......
1. Every street has a basketball court.
2. Even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.
3. Doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.
4. Students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.
5. School is considered the second home and the mall considered the
third.
6. Call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses.
7. Everyone has his personal ghost story and superstition.
8. Mountains like Makiling and Banahaw are considered holy places.
9. Everything can be forged.
10. All kinds of animals are edible.
11. Starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.
12. Driving 4 kms can take as much as four hours.
13. Flyovers bring you from the freeway to the side streets.
14. Crossing the street involves running for your dear life.
15. The personal computer is mainly used for games and Friendster.
16. Where colonial mentality is dishonestly denied!
17. Where 4 a.m. is not even considered bedtime yet.
18. People can pay to defy the law.
19. Everything and everyone is spoofed.
20. Where even the poverty-stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy
Hilfiger (peke)!
21. The honking of car horns is a way of life.
22. Being called a bum is never offensive.
23. Floodwaters take up more than 90 percent of the streets during the
rainy season.
24. Where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.
25. Where wearing your national colors make you baduy.
26. Where even the poverty-stricken have the latest cell phones.
(GSM-galing sa magnanakaw)
27. Where insurance does not work.
28. Where water can only be classified as tap and dirty.
29. Clean water is for sale (35 pesos per gallon).
30. Where the government makes the people pray for miracles. (Amen to
that!)
31. Where University of the Philippines where all the weird people go.
32. Ateneo is where all the nerds go.
33. La Salle is where all the Chinese go.
34. College of Saint Benilde is where all the stupid Chinese go and;
35. University of Asia and the Pacific is where all the irrelevantly
rich
people go.
36. Fast food is a diet meal.
37. Traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.
38. Where being mugged is normal and It happens to everyone.
39. Rodents are normal house pets.
40. The definition of traffic is the 'non-movement' of vehicles.
41. Where the fighter planes of the 1940s are used for military
engagements
and;
42. The new fighter planes are displayed in museums.
43. Where cigarettes and alcohol are a necessity, and where the
lottery is
a commodity.
44. Where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news
provides the drama.
45. Where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the
entertainment.
46. People can get away with stealing trillions of pesos but not a
thousand.
47. Where being an hour late is still considered punctual (Grabe
talaga
'to!)
48. Where the squatters have more to complain (even if they do not pay
their tax) - than those employed and have their tax automatically
deducted
from their salaries.
49. And where everyone wants to leave the country!
FILIPINO SIGNS OF WIT:
1. The sign in a flower shop in Diliman called Petal Attraction.
2. Anita Bakery
3. A 24-hour restaurant called Doris Day & Night
4. Barber shop called Felix The Cut;
5. A bakery named Bread Pitt
6. Fast-food place selling 'maruya' (banana fritters) called Maruya
Carey.
7. Then, there are Christopher Plumbing
8. A boutique called The Way We Wear
9. A video rental shop called Leon King Video Rental
10. A restaurant in Cainta district of Rizal called Caintacky Fried
Chicken
11. A local burger restaurant called Mang Donald's
12. A doughnut shop called MacDonuts
13. A shop selling 'lumpia' (egg roll) in Makati called Wrap and Roll
14. And two butcher shops called Meating Place and Meatropolis.
Smart travelers can decipher what may look like baffling signs to
unaccustomed foreigners by simply sounding out the 'Taglish' (The
Philippine version of English words spelled and pronounced with a
heavy
Filipino such as:
15. At a restaurant menu in Cebu "We hab sopdrink in can an in batol"
[translation: We have soft drinks in can and in bottle].
16. Then, there is a sewing accessories shop called Bids And Pises -
[translation: Beads and Pieces --or-- Bits and Pieces]
There are also many signs with either badly chosen or misspelled words
but
they are usually so entertaining that it would be a mistake to
'correct'
them like.......
17. In a restaurant in Baguio City , the 'summer capital' of the
Philippines : " Wanted: Boy Waitress"
18. On a highway in Pampanga: "We Make Modern Antique Furniture"
19. On the window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan : "We Shoot You
While
You Wait"
20. And on the glass front of a cafe in Panay Avenue in Manila :
"Wanted:
Waiter, Cashier, Washier".
Some of the notices can even give a wrong impression such as:
21. A shoe store in Pangasinan which has a sign saying: "We Sell
Imported
Robber Shoes" (these could be the 'sneakiest' sneakers);
22. A rental property sign in Jaro reads: "House For Rent, Fully
Furnaced"
(it must really be hot inside)!
23. Occasionally, one could come across signs that are truly unique -
if
not altogether odd. City in southern Philippines which said: "Adults:
1
peso; Child: 50 centavos; Cadavers: fare subject to negotiation" .
24. European tourists may also be intrigued to discover two competing
shops
selling hopia (a Chinese pastry) called Holland Hopia and Poland Hopia
-
which are owned and operated by two local Chinese entrepreneurs, Mr.
Ho
and
Mr. Po respectively - (believe it or not)!
25. Some folks also 'creatively' redesign English to be more
efficient.
"The creative confusion between language and culture leads to more
than
just simple unintentional errors in syntax, but in the adoption of new
words, "says reader Robert Goodfellow who came across a sign
.....House
Fersallarend' (house for sale or rent). Why use five words when two
will
do?
26. According to Manila businessman, Tonyboy Ongsiako, there is so
much
wit
in the Philippines because "We are a country where a good sense of
humor
is needed to survive". We have a 24-hour comedy show here called the
government and a huge reserve of comedians made up mostly of
politicians
and bad actors.
Now I ask you where else in the world would one want to live?
